it was our NSS camp goin on during our onam vaccations ... the first day, we did cleaning, loads n loads of clearing d forest(yeah...yeah...forest... i mean it..) n by 2o'clock we stopped, had lunch...relaxed n then it was tym 4 clsses... dis day d classes were 4 personality development n a very entertainin trainer we were provided with.... really the clss was damn gud.... he was really hilarious..... i kept murmurin to ma frnd gayathri(as in usual clsses)......... in d midway he asked my name n all..... n i was happy to tell.... ....a little later he asked me n two other annans (padmavishak n afsal) to go out of d clss... a bit confused we went out of d clss... i began wonderin wat d big !dea was... then it struck me dat he mi8 hav sent us from d clss 2 see if we interact wid each other 4 d tym being given.... i started askin personal quesns to both d annans n they kept replying.... after a few xchanges...i came to knw deir places, whereabts of deir parents..., siblings n a lot more.... wid max infrmatn abt them in my mind i kept revisin it so dat i can tell every bit of the thing when the sir asks to do so... sir came n called me ...jus me..... inside.... i was feelin really happy dat i knw a lotta things abt dose annans n dey dinn even manage 2 ask me my name.... sir ll think wat a smart gal i m!.... thinkin so i entered d clss.... n suddnly sir said...
"veena, u ll be gvn 5 mins...
(for tellin deir whereabts? i m ready... i thought...)
do a mimicry or monoact or breakdnce n den u can go 2 seat"
"WHAT???!!!" aksd a very much stunned me
"do any of these"
"no sir"
"wat do u mean by no sir?, u gotta do it"
"i wont...i mean...i cant", i strtd wipin my sweat drops off my face with hands
"u shud , u shud, u shud"
"noooooo..... i just cant" , i was swaetin sooo much dat i had to use my hanky for the wipin now...
"u r wastin our tym ...quick quick quick.."
by dis the audience (a bunch of chettanmars daisy chechi n gayathri) startd laughin n dey also startd 'do it veena do it....'
"cant i do somethin else?"....by dis i strtd using my shawl 4 d 'wipin process'
"no no...... do 2 breakdance steps"
the crwd was laughin....i dinn knw what to do.... i strtd laughin tooo...i spinnd around once.... started makin crosses n circles wid my legs...n i dunno wat all things i did.....
sir said,"he hee...we now hav what we wanted....go hav ur seats.."
i jumped into my seat... n he askd "dinn she bhav d same way i said? did u observe d body language dis z watt we do when we really get nervous..." [:P]
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N.B: afsal annan only brought his hands to his face n padmavisak annan dinn even move a bit..... n dey were made to stay only for a few secnds.... while i was stayin dere for ....'i dunno hw much tym'... [:x][:x][:x]
It was a summer evening...in d 33000BC.....a rock (an oval one)...waz experiencin some sort of mutations.. due to radiations from a very recently conducted nuclear reaction... the remnants were actually garnished on top of dis very special rock by a waitress in a pizza store...(she wore gloves n hence was not affected by diz so called radiations) our rock underwent a series of changes in its dna.....n after 2 months it crack open...n came somethin which is now-a-days called a hen... dose days it had somewat 'modern women' lyk apperance (chickz )....d first chick was grown by a very special man Henpeck.... later on a pro-earthwormist killed Henpeck coz hiz chick was eatin a lotta earthworms...(Henpeck's last words were run ...4... thou... life chi....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..gulp!) our revolutionary chick survived.... travelled around d world....laid a lotta eggs....n somwat succeeded in spreadin itz genes all ovr d world....but b4 fulfilling its dream of a 'hen ruled world' it died a terrific dead at d end of its eighties....(died of brain tumor due to severe alcoholic consumption n takin a doctor'z advice on stoppin it)
