hen or egg

i actually found out d solutn for d so much discussed problem.....d famous 'hen or egg?'...... n my ans is d egg!!!... u ll b surprised about how i arrived at dis... i m actually preparin a paper for d same findin...n  i ll be awarded a doctorate... n i xpect some sort of  Nobel prize as well....
dis iz my theory n xplanation...i hav made sufficient research on d same...n u can completely rely on dis very informatve piece of information......

It was a summer evening...in d 33000BC.....a rock (an oval one)...waz experiencin some sort of mutations.. due to radiations from a very recently conducted nuclear reaction... the remnants were actually garnished on top of dis very special rock by a waitress in a pizza store...(she wore gloves n hence was not affected by diz so called radiations) our rock underwent a series of changes in its dna.....n after 2 months it crack open...n came somethin which is now-a-days called a hen... dose days it had somewat 'modern women' lyk apperance (chickz )....d first chick was grown by a very special man Henpeck.... later on a pro-earthwormist killed Henpeck coz hiz chick was eatin a lotta earthworms...(Henpeck's last words were run ...4... thou... life chi....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..gulp!) our revolutionary chick survived.... travelled around d world....laid a lotta eggs....n somwat succeeded in spreadin itz genes all ovr d world....but b4 fulfilling its dream of a 'hen ruled world' it died a terrific dead at d end of its eighties....(died of brain tumor due to severe alcoholic consumption n takin a doctor'z advice on stoppin it)

what did you learn frm dis??
1. dont grow hens if u hav a pro-earthwormizt neighbour.
2. never take a doctor'z advice too seriously if u r a hen.